by Dario Scarpa

´╗┐"Real Programmers aren't afraid to use GOTOs.
Real Programmers can write five page long DO loops without getting confused.
Real Programmers like Arithmetic IF statements - they make the code more interesting.
Real Programmers write self-modifying code,
especially if they can save 20 nanoseconds in the middle of a tight loop.
Real Programmers don't need comments - the code is obvious"
(Ed Post)